I Hate Everyone Except Us Gift Candle Mugs Somehow you are still negotiating

Somehow you are still negotiating with a creature who drinks from the toilet

I have too much anxiety about going to work tomorrow

Adios: said

Wear it and enjoy the double-takes and laughs it brings

or any gal who transitions to Halloween décor the second Labor Day passes

I Hate Everyone Except Us Gift Candle Mugs Somehow you are still negotiatingI hate everyone except us. The disclaimer is specific, the exclusion is meaningful, and the candle marks the two of you as the only ones worth tolerating. This I hate everyone except us candle is the gift for the friendship that exists in its own private world where the outside world has been evaluated and found lacking. Who this is for: The best friend who is the one exception to a very firm rule Anyone needing a funny antisocial friendship candle